Sunday, January 24, 2010

Chalk it up

Well my loyal followers, I can officially announce my first PUKE of the new decade. After a night of debauchery with Joseph Tenaglia, Haus, and a bevy of Ignatius and BC kids, Tags and I decided to hit up the 24 hour Mickey D's that is located a mere block from my apartment. A Southern chicken sandwich and medium fry later, I was happily in bed by 4 a.m., with my alarm set for 9 in order to make a dentist appointment the following morning. I awoke and felt fine until I began to brush my teeth after my morning shower. While brushing my teeth, my gag reflex kicked in and I vomited that past nights Mickey D's into the sink. It was gross and I obviously didn't chew most of the fries I ate, because there were definitely whole pieces in my PUKE. So i guess we will just have to chalk this one up to the fact that I have a terrible gag reflex, and not that I was drinking copious amounts of alcohol the previous night.

Sleep soundly sweet followers,

HandomeGuy

2010 PUKE Count: 1

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